George,
GP> "No, your honour, I know they can; I just don't want THEM to know!"
There was a guy who was down and depressed. His doctor gave him options to
cheer himself up.
Doc: Buy a new car.
Guy: I drive a nice Mercedes.
Doc: Go on vacation.
Guy: I just got back from the Bahamas.
Doc: Build a new house.
Guy: I live in a million dollar mansion.
Doc: So, why are you depressed??
Guy: I only make $100 a week.
GP> "Potty Training for Fidonet Participants"?
They need that in the FLAME echoes.
GP> "Great minds think alike" (or is it "small ones seldom differ?")
Both.
GP> I do recall t hat back in late '79. Up here in Canada, as elementary
GP> school punks we had respect for Reagan & how Iran must be trembling
GP> knowing he was taking the reins on 20-January!
I'm not going to get into the political stuff here...I don't want to
antagonize the moderator. Besides, my sucking up skills need work right
now. <G>
GP> Didn't they release the hostages just prior, or within that week?
They released them once Reagan was sworn in.
GP> "You're a "SUB-marine" so get 'below' the water, NOW! *BLAM!*
GP> bloop-bloop-bloop. . .
Q: How do you drown a bunch of blondes in a submarine?
A: Knock on the door.
Daryl
... Is French kissing in France just called kissing?
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