-=> On 07-08-20 13:15, Daryl Stout wrote to Vk3jed <=-
DS> @VIA: VERT/TBOLT
DS> Tony,
DS> 1) Wooden And Metal Spoon - He's Late.
DS> 2) Rolling Pin - He's Drunk.
DS> 3) Rifle - He Bought Another Ham Radio.
Vk> Hahaha good one! :D Well, I'd be in no danger of #2. :D
DS> Well, being widowed, I don't have to worry about any of them.
DS> I'm into heavy drinking, but that's a half gallon of diet green
DS> tea citrus a day...to keep hydrated in this heat, and to keep
DS> my kidneys from producing stones. If it's more than one, I'll
DS> name them "Sly And The Family Stone". <G>
A water works well for me, and the occasional tea, with coffee as a treat.
DS> That worked for a bit...until she figured out what was going on
DS> (hi hi).
Vk> That's a pretty good trick! :D
DS> I want to know how long it took her to catch on??
Haha, now a problem I've ever had. :)
DS> Heard on a packet net Monday night that a ham finally got all the
DS> stations for the 13 colonies special event station this past weekend.
DS> He said "that and $5 will get me a certificate...my wife will be
DS> thrilled for me". I just wonder who's paying the $5?? <G>
Hmm, one wonders. :)
... Nougalicity - Degree to which a Snickers will stretch before breaking.
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