-=> On 07-06-20 14:12, Daryl Stout wrote to Vk3jed <=-
DS> Or the meme where there are 3 items next to the door, for the wife's
DS> usage, when her husband gets home late, as follows:
DS> 1) Wooden And Metal Spoon - He's Late.
DS> 2) Rolling Pin - He's Drunk.
DS> 3) Rifle - He Bought Another Ham Radio.
Hahaha good one! :D Well, I'd be in no danger of #2. :D
DS> Or the story of the ham who had his shack in the basement. His wife
DS> never went down there, but told him that "you will not be bringing any
DS> new rigs home!!".
DS> Well, he was lucky enough to have "a candy store" that sold and
DS> repaired ham radio gear in his town. He thought of a scheme, and took
DS> an old box that one of his rigs was in, and carried up the steps,
DS> telling her that "his rig quit working", so he was going to take it
DS> in for service. His wife told him "I'll see you for dinner tonight".
DS> He got home late that afternoon, with his "box", gushing that "they
DS> fixed it and got it working again". What he did NOT tell her was that
DS> there was a NEW RIG inside that box.
DS> That worked for a bit...until she figured out what was going on
DS> (hi hi).
That's a pretty good trick! :D
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