Re: Just for your..
By: kk4qbn to Gamgee on Sun Jul 28 2024 03:21 pm
> Since you love downvoting every message I write or reply you and insist on
> acting like a 4 year old, I might as well give you a reason to because for
> somereason you cannot go one day without thinking of me..
<SNIP drivel>
You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we say in
Texas, you couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions printed on the he
el. You are a canker, an open wound. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen w
ith you. You took your last vacation in the Islets of Langerhans.You're a putres
cent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing bu
t the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, and a weasel. I take that bac
k; you are a festering pustule on a weasel's rump. Your life is a monument to st
upidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.I will never
get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a mo
nster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all th
e appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than no
thing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. You are a technicolor
yawn. And did I mention that you smell?You are a squeaking rat, a mistake of nat
ure and a heavy-metal bagpipe player. You were not born. You were hatched into a
n unwilling world that rejects the likes of you. You didn't crawl out of a norma
l egg, either, but rather a mutant maggot egg rejected by an evil scientist as b
eing below his low standards. Your alleged parents abandoned you at birth and th
en died of shame in recognition of what they had done to an unsuspecting world.
They were a bit late.Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before a
ttempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoo
p will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it ever so
much more rapidly. If cluelessness were crude oil, your scalp would be crawling
with caribou.You are a thick-headed trog. I have seen skeet with more sense tha
n you have. You are a few bricks short of a full load, a few cards short of a fu
ll deck, a few bytes short of a full core dump, and a few chromosomes short of a
full human. Worse than that, you top-post. God created houseflies, cockroaches,
maggots, mosquitos, fleas, ticks, slugs, leeches, and intestinal parasites, the
n he lowered his standards and made you. I take it back; God didn't make you. Yo
u are Satan's spawn. You are Evil beyond comprehension, half-living in the sloug
h of despair. You are the entropy which will claim us all. You are a green-nostr
iled, crossed eyed, hairy-livered, goisher kopf, inbred trout-defiler. You make
Ebola look good.You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squa
lid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus
. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreserv
edly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. Yo
u are not ANSI compliant and your markup doesn't validate. You have a couple of
address lines shorted together. You should be promoted to Engineering Manager.Do
you really expect your delusional and incoherent ramblings to be read? Everyone
plonked you long ago. Do you fantasize that your tantrums and conniption fits c
ould possibly be worth the $0.000000001 worth of electricity used to send them?
Your life is one big W.O.M.B.A.T., and your future doesn't look promising either
. We need to trace your bloodline and terminate all siblings and cousins in orde
r to cleanse humanity of your polluted genes. The good news is that no normal hu
man would ever mate with you, so we won't have to go into the sewers in search o
f your git.You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and
obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness,
a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a loathsome disease, a droo
ling inbred cross-eyed toesucker. You make Quakers shout and strike Pentecostals
silent. You have a version 1.0 mind in a version 6.13 world. Your mother had to
tie a pork chop around your neck just to get your dog to play with you. You thi
nk that www.GuyMacon.com/flame.html is the name of a rock band. You believe that
P.D.Q. Bach is the greatest composer who ever lived. You prefer L. Ron Hubbard
to Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle. Hee-Haw is too deep for you. You would watch
test patterns all day if the other inmates would let you.On a good day you're a
half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character
. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinin
e and benighted. Spammers look down on you. Phone sex operators hang up on you.
Telemarketers refuse to be seen in public with you. You are the source of all un
pleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. May you choke on you
r own foolish opinions. You are a Pusillanimous galactophage and you wear your s
ister's training bra. Don't bother opening the door when you leave - you should
be able to slime your way out underneath. I hope that when you get home your mot
her runs out from under the porch and bites you.You smarmy lagerlout git. You bl
oody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court
apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking half-twit. You dankish clack-dish
plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You bloody churlish boil-brained clotp
ole ponce. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You cockered bum-b
ailey poofter. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted f
obbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill. You jetere steatopygous pilgarlick
hircine whigmaleerious rhadamanthine lintlicker. I refer you to the reply given
in the case of Arkell v. Pressdram.You are so clueless that if you dressed in a
clue skin, doused yourself in clue musk, and did the clue dance in the middle o
f a field of horny clues at the height of clue mating season, you still would no
t have a clue. If you were a movie you would be a double feature; _Battlefield_E
arth_ and _Moron_Movies_II_. You would be out of focus.You are a fiend and a sni
veling coward, and you have bad breath. You are the unholy spawn of a bandy-legg
ed hobo and a syphilitic camel. You wear strangely mismatched clothing with oddl
y placed stains. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just k
nowing that you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go a
way. You are jetsam who dreams of becoming flotsam. You won't make it. I beg for
sweet death to come and remove me from a world which became unbearable when the
bioterrorists designed you.It is hard to believe how incredibly stupid you are.
Stupid as a stone that the other stones make fun of. So stupid that you have tr
aveled far beyond stupid as we know it and into a new dimension of stupid. Meta-
stupid. Stupid cubed. Trans-stupid stupid. Stupid collapsed to a singularity whe
re even the stupons have collapsed into stuponium. Stupid so dense that no intel
ligence can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot summer day on Mercury stupid
. You emit more stupid in one minute than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Qua
sar stupid. It cannot be possible that anything in our universe can really be th
is stupid. This is a primordial fragment from the original big stupid bang. A pu
re extract of stupid with absolute stupid purity. Stupid beyond the laws of natu
re. I must apologize. I can't go on. This is my epiphany of stupid. After this e
xperience, you may not hear from me for a while. I don't think that I can summon
the strength left to mock your moronic opinions and malformed comments about bo
ring trivia or your other drivel. Duh.The only thing worse than your logic is yo
ur manners. I have snipped away most of your of what you wrote, because, well ..
. it didn't really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame w
as pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load o
f babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned t
o read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rud
imentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone h
as an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged
" persons in this world who find these things to be difficult. If I had known th
at this was true in your case then I would have never have exposed myself to wha
t you wrote. It just wouldn't have been "right." Sort of like parking in a handi
cap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles th
at seem to be placing such a demand on you.P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, v
iolent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loaths
ome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal,
fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damag
ed, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byza
ntine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spasti
c, ignorant, clueless, EDLINoid, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasi
ve, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, f
undamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, c
ontrolling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dyspeptic, sti
fling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious,
secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destruc
tive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, pinguid, and Generally Not Good.
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