BM>Hi Daryl!
Hi, Barry,
BM> BM>... I said, "Installs in minutes." I didn't say how many!
BM> DS> In a word, really. Maybe I should order a 7 course meal while I
BM> DS> wait, eh?? <G>
BM>Sure, go ahead. See how long you have to wait for that!!
OK, I'll ask for it "to go"!! <BG>
BM> DS> ■ OLX 1.53 ■ When I'm naked in the bathroom, the shower is
BM> DS> turned on. --- SBBSecho 3.03-Win32
BM>That one took me a few seconds! <chuckle>
The beauty of the pun is in the groan of the recipient. ;)
BM>... The phone remind you of anything? It does ring a bell!
Unless you have a funky ringtone on your smartphone. Mine is literally
a railroad crossing warning signal bell. I was getting my car serviced
awhile back, and it went off. One of the customer said "I'm jealous".
I also have a picture of myself as a "Train Conductor", taken at the
Arkansas Railroad Museum in Pine Bluff, Arkansas, on the steps of one of
its cabooses. It's also on my Facebook Page, and on my ham radio profile
on QRZ under the WX1DER callsign.
A couple of fellow ham radio operators had some funky ringtones. One
had "Ding! Dong! The Witch Is Dead!" when his wife called...and another
had "I'm About To Whoop Somebody's @$$", when his employer called. <G>
Someone (it might have been the comics character Maxine, but I'm not
sure) said "they had a f@rt as the ringtone". That's only good if you
work in a plant that manufactures baked beans. <G>
Daryl
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