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ARE WE THE ONES WITH DEMENTIA? ARE WE THE ONES WHO ARE AGING?
REALLY ?
ONE
Recently, I went to McDonald's and I saw on the menu that you
could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets.
I asked for a half dozen nuggets.
'We don't have half dozen nuggets,' said the teenager at the
counter.
'You don't?' I replied.
'We only have six, nine, or twelve,' was the reply.
'So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?'
'That's right.'
So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets
(Unbelievable but sadly true...)
(Must have been the same one I asked for sweetener and she said
they didn't have any, only Splenda and sugar.)
(And they think they are worth $15.00 per hour)
TWO
I was checking out at the local Wal-Mart with just a few items
and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine.
I picked up one of those dividers that they keep by the cash
register and placed it between our things so they wouldn't get
mixed. After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked
up the divider, looking it all over for the bar code so she
could scan it.
Not finding the bar code, she said to me, 'Do you know how much
this is?'
I said to her 'I've changed my mind; I don't think I'll buy that
today.'
She said 'OK,' and I paid her for the things and left.
She had no clue to what had just happened.
(But the lady behind me had a big smirk on her face as I left)
THREE
A woman at work was seen putting a credit card into her DVD
drive and pulling it out very quickly.
When I inquired as to what she was doing, she said she was
shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a credit card
number, so she was using the ATM thingy.
(Keep shuddering!!)
FOUR
I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car.
'Do you need some help?' I asked.
She replied, 'I knew I should have replaced the battery to this
remote door un-locker. Now I can't get into my car. Do you
think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have
a battery to fit this?'
Hmm, I don't know. Do you have an alarm, too?' I asked.
'No, just this remote thingy,' she answered, handing it and the
car keys to me.
As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied,
'Why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries.
It's a long walk....'
PLEASE just lay down before you hurt yourself !!!
FIVE
Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift.
One day she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, 'I'm
almost out of typing paper. What do I do?'
'Just use paper from the photocopier', the secretary told her.
With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of
paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five
blank copies.
A Brunette, by the way!!
SIX
A mother calls 911 very worried asking the dispatcher if she
needs to take her kid to the emergency room, the kid had eaten
ants.
The dispatcher tells her to give the kid some Benadryl and he
should be fine, the mother says, 'I just gave him some ant
killer......'
Dispatcher: 'Rush him in to emergency right now!'
Life is tough. It's even tougher if you're stupid!!!!
Someone had to remind me, so I'm reminding you too. Don't
laugh....it is all true...
Ruben D. Figueroa, Owner
RDFIG Computer Solutions
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she said <o:p></o:p></p><p class=3DMsoNormal>they didn't have any, =
only Splenda and =
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bsp; <o:p></o:p></p><p class=3DMsoNormal>I was =
checking out at the local Wal-Mart with just a few items =
<o:p></o:p></p><p class=3DMsoNormal>and the lady behind me put her =
things on the belt close to mine. <o:p></o:p></p><p class=3DMsoNormal>I = picked
up one of those dividers that they keep by the cash =
<o:p></o:p></p><p class=3DMsoNormal>register and =
placed it between our things so they wouldn't get =
<o:p></o:p></p><p class=3DMsoNormal>mixed. After the girl had =
scanned all of my items, she picked <o:p></o:p></p><p =
class=3DMsoNormal>up the divider, looking it all over for the bar code =
so she <o:p></o:p></p><p = class=3DMsoNormal>could
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it and the <o:p></o:p></p><p class=3DMsoNormal>car keys to =
me. &nbs=
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<o:p></o:p></p><p class=3DMsoNormal>As I took the key and manually =
unlocked the door, I replied, <o:p></o:p></p><p =
class=3DMsoNormal>'Why don't you drive over there and check about the =
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