* Originally in: Clean Jokes
* Originally on: 12-10-16 09:41
* Originally by: Robert E Starr JR @QWKNET
* Originally to: All @QWKNET*316
* The Last Supper would have been eaten the next morning - cold.
* The Ten Commandments would actually be only five; double spaced and written in
large font.
* A new edition would be published every two years in order to limit reselling.
* Forbidden fruit would have been eaten because it wasn't cafeteria food.
* Paul's letter to the Romans would become Paul's E-mail to abuse@romans.gov.
* Reason Cain killed Abel; they were roommates.
* Reason why Moses and followers walked the desert for 40 years; they didn't
want to ask directions and look like freshmen.
* Instead of God creating the world in six days and resting on the seventh, he
would have put it off until the night before it was due and then pulled an
all-nighter.
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