Various Bumper Stickers:
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It's been lovely, but I have to scream now.
This is not an abandoned vehicle.
It's as bad as you think and they are out to get you.
I is a college student.
The weather is here. Wish you were beautiful.
I came, I saw, I did a little shopping.
If money could talk, it would say goodbye.
No radio. Already stolen.
I don't care who you are, what you're driving, or where you'd rather be.
So many pedestrians, so little time.
Honk if you're illiterate.
If you don't like the way I drive, get off the sidewalk!
Car will explode upon impact.
CAUTION : Driver Singing.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let her sleep.
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather ... Not screaming and
yelling like the passengers in his car ...
Montana: At least our cows are sane!
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
Friends don't let Friends drive Naked.
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students!
It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
Reality? That's where the pizza delivery guy comes from!
Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.
3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (454:1/33)
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