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Subject: Re: Todays Blooper Date: Mon Mar 14 2022 07:41 pm
From: Daryl Stout To: Barry Martin

Barry,

 DS>    When Bill Clinton ran for governor, Hillary used her maiden
 DS> name, Rodham, instead of her married name of Clinton...he lost
 DS> the election.

 BM> The voters didn't know.

  Word got out about it.

 BM> Probably ran out of business by the donut shops: police tried to hide
 BM> they were on break by saying "I'm going to the Steak-Out" -- people
 BM> heard as 'stake out' and assumed on assignment.  ...Then there was the poor
 BM> rookie who was in full gear at the Steak-Out restaurant -- he
 BM> though he was going to get a criminal at a stake out!

  I doubt that. You usually find cops around the donut shops. <G>

 BM> Especially that day he put his monocle in the wrong eye!

  It's like a right and left handed pencil or other utensil.

 BM> Arghhhh!!

  PMS jokes aren't funny...period.

 BM> Well for starters is that 'most': meaning not all.   Someone out there
 BM> can help.  Maybe a place to (re-)start is to go to a place you don't
 BM> qualify and simply tell them I know I don't qualify for assistance from you
 BM> folks but hopefully can give me a lead to where I do qualify.  And yes,
 BM> sometimes you need to go multiple times to the wrong site to
 BM> finally find the person there who can point you in the right direction.

  That's like trying to find a needle in a haystack. With not sleeping well
at night anymore, it is struggle to stay awake during the day when I'm out
driving on errands.

 BM> Right: if you don't like it don't buy it.

  I do like a meatza pizza (ground beef, sausage, ham, canadian bacon, and
pepperoni...along with extra cheese and vidalia (sweet) onion).

 BM> My reply on this item was probably downloaded the day after.

  I haven't been checking the BBS mail daily...I'm lucky to update the
weather and ham radio data. We're in a pattern now, where it's dry for
2 days, then stormy for 2 days.

 BM> No real comment as I don't buy lunch meats.

  Being an amateur radio operator, when I eat ham, I'm cannibalistic. <G>

 BM> I find some of the chicken nuggets have an odd flavour.  Not a bad one,
 BM> just - - unexpected? Like something was added.  The popcorn and larger
 BM> nuggets are fine but the shaped/flattened ones have this slight quirk
 BM> of a flavour.

  These remind me of those cheese snacks shaped like fish...but the name escapes
me.

 BM> Cover up that odd taste?  <gg>

  Trying to save money. I've tasted worse. 

 BM> Unfortunately probably so.  My shopping is different, f'instance I'd
 BM> probably buy three different versions of the chicken: nugget, patty,
 BM> and (something else), but then I prefer variety.  Some people can eat a
 BM> bologna sandwich every day for lunch and be happy; I need to switch
 BM> that out to peanut butter one day, ham another, egg yet another, etc.

  Yeah, you can get burned out.

 BM> Some of the store brands are the same or essentially the same, some are
 BM> definitely different.

  I couldn't tell any difference.

 BM> The problem is too much sitting: the weight of your body on your rump
 BM> squeezes the fat away from the area you're sitting on to a
 BM> non-compressed area!

  Never mind the guys can get blue balls in the cold. :P

 BM> You're in the South: isn't that 'sole food'?!

  I have a hard enough time "heeling" the canker sores that develop with
my dentures.

 BM> Paisley and random-pattered shirts are great for that issue!  (Blends right
 BM> in!!)

  They have a new smokehouse BBQ sandwich that looks awfully good.

 BM> Bet they get mad this time every year!  Up still have snow on the
 BM> ground from earlier this week,  This morning it's currently 7° with a
 BM> wind chill of (looking - huh!) 7-below.  Tomorrow's high predicted at
 BM> 54°.

  All the snow from Friday's storm was gone by Sunday afternoon. The roads
weren't that bad, except for a few isolated areas.

 BM> No use fighting Mother Nature.  I could see if someone wanted to start
 BM> seedlings, etc., in their basement or 3-season room -- get a head start
 BM> on planting.  Stick a poor defenseless plant outside to fend for itself
 BM> - nope!

  They'll be lawyers at your door soon enough. :P

Daryl

... "AEIOUEIAUO" - sorry, I have uncontrolled vowel movements.
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