Barry,
BM> I can hear him delivering that line! Florida's nice -- I've vacationed
BM> there -- but think I'll stay up here and break The Old People's Law <g>.
DS> The only thing one should worry about moving each day is their
DS> bowels. Boy, this thread took a crappy turn in a hurry. :P
BM> No sh--! (Everyone expected that!)
That's what the exchange was in the men's locker room at the gym. One
guy saw his friend with a cork up his butt. He asked him what that was
all about. His friend said "I was walking on the beach, and kicked a
bottle by mistake. A genie popped out, and said 'I can grant you any
wish', and I said 'No $h**??'". :P
BM> The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out
BM> They eat your gizzard and spit it out
BM> Your eyes pop out, your teeth decay
BM> And that's the end of a wonderful day!
You know how to ruin a day before it gets started. :P
Daryl
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