Barry,
BM> Still though KFC is probably one of the better chicken franchises,
BM> Thank You Colonal Harland Sanders)
I could eat their cole slaw all day. :)
But, finances are tighter than a frog's butt underwater, so it's very
rare that I eat out.
The last time I went to a local KFC, they didn't have paper towels, etc.
for drying your hands after you washed them (I thought that was just good
personal hygiene, after using the bathroom, before eating). They told me
I could use the ladies room, and I told them "No, thanks...I'll go and eat
elsewhere".
I think of the joke where the guy was on an aircraft, and he had to use
the toilet big time. Well, the men's room was already taken, but the ladies room
was not. So, the stewardness let him use the ladies room, but sternly warned him
"Do not press the buttons".
Well, he's "on the throne" (the lid's always down in the ladies room, anyway),
and he sees these 4 buttons: WW, WA, PP, and TR. As curiosity
killed the cat, the same thing happened to him.
WW: Warm Water to wash the genitialia and buttocks.
WA: Warm Air to dry the areas off.
PP: Powder Puff, to make the area clean and fresh.
TR: He blacks out, and wakes up in the hospital. When the nurse came in,
he asked what happened...and was chewed out by the female nurse, because
he didn't comply with the warning from the stewardess. So, he described
what happened, and was wondering about TR.
The nurse replied "Tampon Remover. Your penis is under your pillow". :P
Let this be a lesson for the penalty for a man not following directions.
My late wife had one cardinal, hard and fast, rule:
"Leave the toilet seat down!!".
If I forgot, she spit like a mad cat.
Nothing more needed to be said...I knew I was guilty. :P
Daryl
... Penny: A dollar with all taxes taken out.
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