From George Pope:
For the blondes who've heard too many "dumb blonde jokes":
Q: Why do brunettes like their dark hair color?
A: It doesn't show the dirt.
Q: Who makes all the bras for brunettes?
A: Fisher-Price
Q: Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes?
A: They discovered the hair from a buffalo's butt was much more
manageable.
Q: Why are most brunettes flatchested?
A: It makes it easier to read their T-shirt.
Q: Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
A: It matches their mustache.
Q: If blondes get fingers run through their hair, what runs through a
brunettes' hair?
A: Lice
& the best for last:
Q: What's black & blue, & brown, & lies in a ditch?
A: A brunette who's told too many 'dumb blonde'jokes.
Q: What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown?
A: artificial intelligence.
One more for the brunettes:
Q: What do you call a brunette standing between two blondes?
A: The interpreter.
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (454:1/33)
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