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Subject: Re: Test - Continued. Date: Wed Dec 21 2016 03:35 pm
From: Daryl Stout To: Tim Smith

Tim,

 DS> One former area Sysop, also a ham radio operator, said "I thought RIP was
 DS> what you did to a f@rt". <G>

 TS@> ROFLMAO!

 Well, there is some truth in that. <G>

 DS> Kudos to you for doing that. I guess I'm setting senile at my old age. :P

 TS@> Don't even go there, last night I changed my sysop password and woke
 TS@> this morning forgetting that I have changed it lord I felt supid..  I
 TS@> think a little had to do with that yeasty flavored crap I drank last night
 TS@> (only 32 oz in all) as you see.. I don't anymore.. nor will I
 TS@> ever again.. I quit all my other vices (opiates) except cigarrates. who
 TS@> needs beer.. not me..

  I've got an even better one for you. :)

  Before I moved out of my parents home to move in with the woman who
would become my wife, the BBS computer was in my bedroom. I had been
used to using the function keys (F-1 through F-12) on the keyboard to
logon from the host console.

  Well, I came over to her place, and at the time, the BBS was only on
dial-up. I got to the computer, called up the program, dialed the BBS,
and when it got to the logon prompt, I hit the F key that I *THOUGHT*
would log me in.

  Nothing happened.

  Then, it hit me.

  You dumb $h!+ -- you're not at the host console. You don't know your
own password, and you can't logon to your own BBS!! :P I felt like a
fool!!

 TS@> just stick with my smokes, hopeing the other stuff finally becomes
 TS@> fully legal, to help my pain without having to be under big Pharma's
 TS@> control..

  I never picked up the vices of smoking or drinking. The closest I
got to smoking were the candy cigarettes at Halloween...and now, I
joke "I'm into heavy drinking" -- bring me a pitcher of Ginger Ale,
etc. to go with my meal!! My late wife would eat all of her food
FIRST, and NOT touch her beverage. Then, she'd drink her beverage,
"to fill up the nooks and crannies".

  I told her she was nuts. :P

 TS@> ok... that went all over the place in about 15 seconds..

  You'll need a big broom and mop to clean up the mess. :P

Daryl

... A croquette is a romantic female frog.
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