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Subject: Various Things - 3 of 2 Date: Sat Feb 17 2018 05:28 pm
From: Daryl Stout To: BARRY MARTIN

BM>Hi Daryl!

Hi, Barry...

BM>I've heard the joke/story before but not the follow-up.

  I didn't either...but like the rest of the stories, when it comes to
news and journalism..."if it bleeds, it leads". If it's not
"sensationalistic", it doesn't sell.

  It's like one headline that noted "Superman To Fly Plane". Then, after
buying the paper, you get to the story, and the lead paragraph says
"Edward G. Superman, of Metropolis, Illinois, will graduate from pilot
school today". :P

BM> DS>   Folgers has it all wrong. The best part of waking up is going
BM> DS> back to sleep after you have to get up in the night to pee. :P

BM>Let's see: decaffeinated Folgers so you can sleep at night, Sominex so BM>you
can go back to sleep....

  Decaffinated is what a cow is after giving birth. :P

Daryl

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