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Subject: Todays Blooper Date: Wed Nov 04 2020 09:31 am
From: Barry Martin To: Daryl Stout

Hi Daryl!

 DS>   I have those set with the FEMA app.
 BM> Leave that one active!
 DS>   It only allows 5 counties...so for now, I just have Pulaski
 DS> (Little Rock). At one time, I picked the counties to the
 DS> northwest, and southwest, as that is how our severe weather
 DS> usually arrives.

Makes sense, though I'd probably add one to the west. <rs!>


 DS>   To them, denial is de river in Egypt...but then Egypt is what
 DS> he did to his constituents (he gypped). :P
 BM> According to the commercials it ends up none of the people running for
 BM> office are any good.
 DS>   An honest politician doesn't exist. Before the election, they
 DS> give voters the thumbs up. After they're elected, they flip us
 DS> off.

Pretty much the theme for a lot of the ads: So-and-so promised this and 
this and when got into office did that and something else.  Counter-ad 
says the opposite, of course, ...Glad they're done and we can start on 
those for the next election!


 DS>   Like the deal with the warning labels...such as "Cape does not
 DS> permit user to fly".
 BM> Sure it does: "I'm flying! I'm flying! <thud!>".
 DS>   <looking in phone book for attorneys>
 BM> I'd be looking up the number for 9-1-1 first!
 DS>   Heard in a skit:
 DS>   "My house is on fire!! Call 9-1-1!!".
 DS>   "What's the number??".
 DS>   The blonde can't rememeber the address, so the fire chief asks
 DS> how they will get there. She replies "Duh!! Big Red Truck!!" <G>.

Yeah! You think they're going to arrive in their on cars?!  Not enough
parking!


 DS> 2) An amateur radio application called D-Rats, which allows one
 DS> to send messages, files, and chat in real time. I use that during
 DS> traffic nets, along with a chat window with a program called
 DS> Netlogger. This is so in case the reflector goes down, we can
 DS> move to a backup reflector (used in the mode of D-Star).

As long as not D-Moon -- that's the network for Hams inthe proctology
profession!


 DS>   Then, you've got the smart-@$$ hams who try to trash you out
 DS> with funky comments. <G>

Like that WX1THDR guy -- aw heck, what's your call sign?


 DS>   I can't understand how these idiots have to walk with their
 DS> saggy pants. Even if they knew what it meant, they likely
 DS> wouldn't care.
 BM> I suppose it's a 'fashion statement'.
 DS>   To put it bluntly, it means they want to be anally sodomized.
 DS> It was developed in prisons by the homosexuals, to indicate "they
 DS> were avaialble". A friend of mine, who worked in the prison
 DS> ministries years ago, verified that. I saw one individual in
 DS> southwest Little Rock, whose pants were lower than his underwear,
 DS> and his underwear was partly down, where you could see the pubic
 DS> hair in the front, and his butt crack in the back.

Probably now a general 'advertising for coming attractions'.


 DS> bedtime. I also bought some strawberry cheesecake donuts.
 BM> Hmmm, your way sounds more fun; I 'chase' my bedtime med with a calcium
 BM> supplement.
 DS>   I don't take any other vitamins or medicines...and am not keen
 DS> on the herbal stuff.

I have an over-the-counter calcium supplement prescribed; for a while 
was also Vitamin D (again OTC) but several years ago found getting into 
the too-much range (which is a different form of bad) so discontinued 
the specific but continuing the adjunct (so no more Vit D itself but to
continue to Calcium with D).



 BM> ... Odd Pick-Up Line:  If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
 DS>   Hawker Green, digging for gold!! :P

I'm not picking my nose; I'm pointing to my brain!

 
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