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Subject: Todays Blooper Date: Sun Nov 01 2020 08:16 am
From: Barry Martin To: Daryl Stout

Hi Daryl!

 BM> Mine has an option to turn off not-in-use apps: leaves them up if the
 BM> user has them going but after a period of time doesn't update them.
 BM> Good for e-mail, not so good to turn off weather alerts!  (Can pick and
 BM> choose: go through the list.)
 DS>   I have those set with the FEMA app.

Leave that one active!


 DS> I was wrong, but I was mistaken.
 BM> That's right!
 DS>   Sounds like politicians...never believe anything until
 DS> officially denied.
 BM> And then the next commercial will deny the denying!
 DS>   To them, denial is de river in Egypt...but then Egypt is what
 DS> he did to his constituents (he gypped). :P

According to the commercials it ends up none of the people running for 
office are any good.


 DS>   Like the deal with the warning labels...such as "Cape does not
 DS> permit user to fly".
 BM> Sure it does: "I'm flying! I'm flying! <thud!>".
 DS>   <looking in phone book for attorneys>

I'd be looking up the number for 9-1-1 first!


 BM> Too bad you weren't in a German community: 'Rathaus' is 'city hall'.
 DS>   According to the Chinese Zodiac, I was born under the sign of
 DS> the RAT. And, I use a ham radio digital mode called D-Rats. But,
 DS> I didn't want them moving in.
 
Maybe they just got confused!



 DS> got so cramped by sitting so long. My legs basically turned to
 DS> water when I tried to stand up, then my pants fell down. Had I
 DS> not had Depends on, it would have been "full moon rising". :P
 BM> So I see!
 DS>   I can't understand how these idiots have to walk with their
 DS> saggy pants. Even if they knew what it meant, they likely
 DS> wouldn't care.

I suppose it's a 'fashion statement'. 



 BM> A.k.a. 'sliders'.  Haven't had those either - probably good, but a
 BM> hors d'oeuvres hamburger?
 DS>   Basically, a quick snack. Lately, I've scarfed cans of beanie
 DS> weenies, as I needed something to take some medicine with before
 DS> bedtime. I also bought some strawberry cheesecake donuts.

Hmmm, your way sounds more fun; I 'chase' my bedtime med with a calcium
supplement.


 BM> Having some food in the house for weather emergencies makes sense --
 BM> even if just raining and don't want to go out and get wet.
 DS>   Especially considering how folks drive around here.

They're just trying to avoid the raindrops!

 
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